I'm reading this cheesy sci-fi/fantasy novel (long story -- don't ask);
Nothing "exciting" about it in nature but there was one throw away line that was too good to not share.
In describing a characters delight at the given situation:
Butler smiled. A shark that's spotted a bare behind.
I love it. What a great description of a smile.
Listening to: the rain
Reading: some David Mitchell
Drinking: to excess