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Biff Baxter
United States
I'm reading this cheesy sci-fi/fantasy novel (long story -- don't ask); 
Nothing "exciting" about it in nature but there was one throw away line that was too good to not share.

In describing a characters delight at the given situation:

Butler smiled.  A shark that's spotted a bare behind.

I love it.  What a great description of a smile.
  • Listening to: the rain
  • Reading: some David Mitchell
  • Watching: Futurama
  • Playing: Blackguards
  • Eating: low-carb
  • Drinking: to excess

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Popastaya Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2017
Thanks for fave ;)
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rumataestorian Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2016  Professional Digital Artist

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Thank you for fave! To see my coming pics you could add me to your watch list.
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x12348765 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2016
That's a great idea!  Think I'll do that :)
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rarefreak Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2015
thanks for faving my stuff :D
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x12348765 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2015
You are MOST welcome :)
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x12348765 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014
Uh...sorry...These 170 hr work weeks are really starting to take their toll...
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bacheer Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014
OK
I understand...better luck next year!!!

keep it up
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bacheer Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014
Hey!!!
How's everything goin???
You are writing something for Halloween. Right?? (fingers crossed) Sweating a little... 
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redeye1524 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
hey love your gwen stories, looking forward to the next one
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x12348765 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
Thanks.  I've been tasked with finishing the third part of Gwen and the Orphanage.  I finally came up with a workable plot outline...I'm just SO damn lazy I never seem to find the motivation to write it!
But thanks for the positive feedback :)
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